Not Me! Monday

What time is it?! It's Not Me! Monday time! What time is it?! It's Not Me! Monday!

Did I sufficiently pump you up enough to join MckMama and the rest of us by being brutally honest about this past week and, of course, living to tell about it? Do you have Not Me! Monday spirit? Well, I do! So here it goes...


I most definitely have not resorted to grabbing camera and snapping pictures before I discipline floss-unraveling Monsters


or tantrum throwing toddlers


Not Me! What would ever make you think that I would do something like that?

When we took our little excursion to OMSI this past week, we absolutely did not find a dead, cooked? whole chicken laying in the middle of the sidewalk in downtown Portland. That would just be too weird. But if that had happened I later would not have found myself wishing that I had taken a picture of the disgusting mass to prove that I was not making up that crazy story. Nope. Not me!


And I would absolutely never write about it in back to back posts.

And while at OMSI, after having been OK with the fact that the Boa snake was out of it's cage and my children were touching it, did not quickly vacate the premises when they decided to take a Giant Hissing Cockroach from it's abode. Because I'm still unsure what the purpose of those would be and I have no desire to find out. Definitely not me.

And lastly, you would not have found me beaming when my hubby who never reads my blog read my post about "the chicken" and was cracking up. It would not be most important to me that my spouse find my blog most interesting and creative, and I would not hope that he will continue to read it on a regular basis. Nope. Not Me!

Think that's about it for this week. Not much can top the chicken.

So....TAG! You're it! Don't spoil the fun!